Episodes

Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today

May 26, 2022

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a litt…

Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus

May 19, 2022

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also …

Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

May 11, 2022

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?! Gr…

Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk

May 5, 2022

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard fo…

Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons

April 28, 2022

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal…

Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus

April 21, 2022

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their fac…

Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections

April 14, 2022

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite b…

Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree

April 7, 2022

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with hi…

Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter

March 31, 2022

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified cor…

Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code

March 24, 2022

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be t…

Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight

March 17, 2022

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how import…

Episode 41: Nothing says I love you like 10 plagues.

March 10, 2022

This week we grab a glass of blood water and watch God slowly destroy Egypt to prove how powerful he is, or something. We also ponder what it means for God to harden a world leader's heart and why biblical prophecy makes ter…

Episode 40: What the Lent!

March 3, 2022

This week we talk about all the things we gave up for Lent and how we hope to never get ashed again. We also get into how to manage our energy in this crazy time and how maybe giving up things (for yourself, or Jesus, or wha…

Episode 39: The Ass of God

Feb. 24, 2022

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised. We also get into the unhinged nature…

Episode 38: Blake Chastain gets Moody

Feb. 17, 2022

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk. For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you hav…

Episode 37: David and Jonathan sitting in a tree...

Feb. 10, 2022

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the peopl…

Episode 36: Boaz gets ahead

Feb. 3, 2022

This week we read from the book of Ruth and learn some things about Ruth and Boaz's relationship that they did not teach us in Sunday school. It's quite a ride and you will want to have your favorite drink in hand. Enjoy! If…

Chapter 35: Purity culture isn't for humans

Jan. 27, 2022

Grab your favorite beverage and slip into something a little more comfortable; we are talking about purity culture and sexuality today on the pod. We all know purity culture did a number on us but what happens after you reje…

Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife

Jan. 20, 2022

What more do we need to say folks; the Bible is not prolife and neither are the evangelicals that claim to love it. In this episode we get into the roots of the so called prolife movement, our personal histories in how we de…

Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.

Jan. 13, 2022

This week we plunge deeply into the story of Ehud the left handed assassin of kings. He doesn't get much screen time in the Bible but he makes the most of it by killing a man on the toilet and living to tell about it. You ca…

Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.

Jan. 6, 2022

After a break for the holidays we are back! This week we pull no punches as we discuss the binding of Isaac which is honestly one of the more disturbing passages of scripture. We also get into how Evangelicals are more openl…

Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus

Dec. 9, 2021

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house an…

Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good

Dec. 2, 2021

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worsh…

Episode 29: God's a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.

Nov. 18, 2021

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpretin…