Episodes

Episode 70: For I don't really have a plan for you

Sept. 29, 2022

How many times have we heard God has a plan for us? A million. How many times was that used for spiritual bypassing, gaslighting, and an excuse to not actually do the work? A million more. This week we get into God's "plans"…

Episode 69: Melchizedek? I never even knew him!

Sept. 23, 2022

This week we do a little check up; how are you all doing? Are you getting enough water? How about rest? Also we talk about Melchizedek because really, who is this guy? Take care of yourselves out there. Cheers! We now have a…

Episode 68: Achan got stoned, the Queen is dead, and black elves are fine.

Sept. 15, 2022

This week we talk about the importance of diversity of casting and how Star Trek did all of this years ago. We also get into the sin of Achan and why, per usual, the punishment was much worse than the crime. Grab your favori…

Episode 67: Tithes and Grifts

Sept. 9, 2022

Did you happen to know that one of the tithes taken up by Israel was to be spent exclusively on parties? We didn't either. Join us this week as we continue our series on parties of the Bible and talk about how Christians mis…

Episode 66: Drink that Golden Calf

Sept. 2, 2022

We are continuing our series of parties in the Bible and taking look at what folks got up to while Moses was away staring at God's ass. Completely understandable shenanigans ensue but, you know, God is a bad dad so his react…

Episode 65: John the Baptist loses his head

Aug. 25, 2022

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at…

Episode 64: Journey to Hell is Real

Aug. 18, 2022

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as u…

Episode 63: Heaven is kinda kinky

Aug. 11, 2022

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be s…

Episode 62: We Stan Queen Vashti but not Olive Garden

Aug. 4, 2022

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out. Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did …

Episode 61: Move over Martha, Mary Magdalene is here.

July 28, 2022

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out! Also we talk about how to ma…

Episode 60: Private School; No Rules

July 21, 2022

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anyt…

Episode 59: Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

July 14, 2022

Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

Episode 58: The Southern Baptist Convention is wild y'all

July 7, 2022

A Go Home Bible: You're Drunk Deep Dive

Episode 57: Lesbian Kisses and Fiery Furnaces

June 30, 2022

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe…

Episode 56: Baptists are gonna Baptist and Lepers are gonna Leper.

June 23, 2022

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us. I…

Episode 55: I am as evil as I want to be

June 16, 2022

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experim…

Episode 54: The SBC and Televangelists aren't alright.

June 9, 2022

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted t…

Episode 53: Jesus says, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.

June 2, 2022

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choi…

Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today

May 26, 2022

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a litt…

Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus

May 19, 2022

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also …

Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

May 11, 2022

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?! Gr…

Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk

May 5, 2022

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard fo…

Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons

April 28, 2022

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal…

Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus

April 21, 2022

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their fac…