Episodes

Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus

Dec. 9, 2021

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house an…

Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good

Dec. 2, 2021

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worsh…

Episode 29: God's a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.

Nov. 18, 2021

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpretin…

Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real

Nov. 11, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most…

Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky

Nov. 4, 2021

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial kill…

Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton

Oct. 28, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween. We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great To…

Episode 25: Balaam's Ass with Nome the Barbarian

Oct. 21, 2021

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that! Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fant…

Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears

Oct. 14, 2021

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone …

Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel

Oct. 7, 2021

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bo…

Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps

Sept. 30, 2021

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that. Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith.…

Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot

Sept. 23, 2021

Paul's a Dick Part 2

Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ

Sept. 16, 2021

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early …

Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi

Sept. 9, 2021

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Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal

Sept. 2, 2021

Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop …

Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink

Aug. 26, 2021

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfe…

Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks

Aug. 19, 2021

Paul is a D*ck Part 1

Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions

Aug. 12, 2021

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is L…

Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel

Aug. 5, 2021

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Chris…

Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party

July 29, 2021

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's new…

Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh

July 22, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good l…

Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm

July 15, 2021

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode features a discussion about …

Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal

July 8, 2021

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode feature a d…

Episode 9: The one about Hagar

July 1, 2021

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull…

Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills

June 24, 2021

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Gra…