Episodes

Chapter 35: Purity culture isn't for humans
Jan. 27, 2022

Chapter 35: Purity culture isn't for humans

Grab your favorite beverage and slip into something a little more comfortable; we are talking about purity culture and sexuality today on the pod. We all know purity culture did a number on us but what happens after you rejec...
Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife
Jan. 20, 2022

Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife

What more do we need to say folks; the Bible is not prolife and neither are the evangelicals that claim to love it. In this episode we get into the roots of the so called prolife movement, our personal histories in how we dec...
Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.
Jan. 13, 2022

Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.

This week we plunge deeply into the story of Ehud the left handed assassin of kings. He doesn't get much screen time in the Bible but he makes the most of it by killing a man on the toilet and living to tell about it. You can...
Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.
Jan. 6, 2022

Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.

After a break for the holidays we are back! This week we pull no punches as we discuss the binding of Isaac which is honestly one of the more disturbing passages of scripture. We also get into how Evangelicals are more openly...
Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus
Dec. 9, 2021

Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house and...
Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good
Dec. 2, 2021

Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worshi...
Episode 29: God's a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.
Nov. 18, 2021

Episode 29: God's a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpreting...
Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real
Nov. 11, 2021

Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most ...
Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky
Nov. 4, 2021

Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial kille...
Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton
Oct. 28, 2021

Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween. We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great Tor...
Episode 25: Balaam's Ass with Nome the Barbarian
Oct. 21, 2021

Episode 25: Balaam's Ass with Nome the Barbarian

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that! Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fanta...
Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears
Oct. 14, 2021

Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone t...
Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel
Oct. 7, 2021

Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bot...
Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps
Sept. 30, 2021

Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that. Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith. ...
Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot
Sept. 23, 2021

Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot

Paul's a Dick Part 2
Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ
Sept. 16, 2021

Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early C...
Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi
Sept. 9, 2021

Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi

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Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal
Sept. 2, 2021

Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal

Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop u...
Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink
Aug. 26, 2021

Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfel...
Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks
Aug. 19, 2021

Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks

Paul is a D*ck Part 1
Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions
Aug. 12, 2021

Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is Li...
Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel
Aug. 5, 2021

Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Christ...
Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party
July 29, 2021

Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's newe...
Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh
July 22, 2021

Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good lo...