Episodes

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised. We also get into the unhinged nature of conservative beauty standards, how Moses covers for God's drunk ass, and how saying you are loving and kind isn't the same thing as being loving and kind. Enjoy! If you want ad free content, bonus episodes, and a life verse please consider joining our Patreon: patreon....

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk. For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you have ever used that hashtag you have him to thank for coining and popularizing it. He also helped found Irreverent Media Group which is one of the reasons this podcast exists! Blake is on the pod today to talk a bit about the relationship between evangelicalism and capitalism ...

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the people. This week we dive into the torrid love affair that is David and Jonathan. Whether they were actually LGBTQ or not we think this story and how evangelicals react to it is both telling and fascinating. We also get into burning and banning books, the excellence that is satan...

This week we read from the book of Ruth and learn some things about Ruth and Boaz's relationship that they did not teach us in Sunday school. It's quite a ride and you will want to have your favorite drink in hand. Enjoy! If you would like to support us financially please check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage and slip into something a little more comfortable; we are talking about purity culture and sexuality today on the pod. We all know purity culture did a number on us but what happens after you reject that can also be confusing. Hopefully this little discussion can get you thinking about what a new sexual ethic after purity might look like. We also talk about aliens. Enjoy! If you would like to support us financially and get access to ad free episodes check out our Pa...

What more do we need to say folks; the Bible is not prolife and neither are the evangelicals that claim to love it. In this episode we get into the roots of the so called prolife movement, our personal histories in how we deconstructed our views of abortion, and where we can go from here. Grab your favorite beverage; it's a doozie. If you would like to support our work directly please consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podc...

This week we plunge deeply into the story of Ehud the left handed assassin of kings. He doesn't get much screen time in the Bible but he makes the most of it by killing a man on the toilet and living to tell about it. You can't make this stuff up so grab you favorite beverage; this one gets messy. In addition to this odd tale we talk about Pope Francis, having kids, and why it's not hard to be not problematic. It's a ride. Enjoy! If you would like to support us financially please consider join...

After a break for the holidays we are back! This week we pull no punches as we discuss the binding of Isaac which is honestly one of the more disturbing passages of scripture. We also get into how Evangelicals are more openly dumping Jesus in their quest for more power and just how problematic reading the Bible to children is. Grab your favorite beverage; 2022 is going to be...something. If you would like to support us financially please consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible T...

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house and random gifts you know got regifted. We also talk about the greatest gift evangelical's want to see under their tree this year which will drive any sane person to drink. It's a good one folks and we hope that wherever you are and whatever you are celebrating this month it i...

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worship song, "Let's Go Brandon" and get into the weeds on Roman taxation cause we are Bible nerds. All that said, It's a good one friends because in spite of the mess that is this story we do find a way to come back home to our bodies and celebrate that being here, now, is one o...

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpreting stories that were originally meant to harm. Its a good one, enjoy! If you are able we would love to have you join our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most American evangelicals probably aren't saved, and how organizing outside of power is probably the most "Christian" thing you can do. To top it off we also get into Chris Pratt, the true God of evangelicalism, and how Charles Finney punked people into being abolitionists. Its...

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial killer. Grab your favorite beverage, its a good one! You can preorder Andre's book "All the White Friends I Couldn't Keep" at this affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3mJiG8R If you are able to support the podcast financially consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible L...

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween. We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great Tori and Alice's Halloween traditions were. It's a delight. Enjoy your holidays! Content Warning: Brief mention of suicide. If you would like to support the show please consider joining our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that! Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fantastic perspective on this strange story of a wizardly hitman and a talking ass. We cover everything from the anatomy of angels, why hippos are difficult to castrate, and so much more. Enjoy! If you are able to support us financially please consider joining our patreon: Pat...

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone to drink. Cheers! Note: This episode was recorded a while ago so please bear (get it) with some of the audio issues. If you would like to support the show more directly please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bottom of it...or at lease have so fun trying. Enjoy! If you are able to support the show financially please consider joining our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that. Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith. Oh, and Antifa is more like Jesus than Evangelicals. Enjoy! If you are able to toss a little mutual aid our way please consider donating to our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul's a Dick Part 2

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early Church, and why Christian sexuality is important. We also discover that he has a deep seated and unconscious attraction to Julia Child. So yeah, it's a good one. Enjoy! Note: We did have some audio issues that we could not really avoid. It clears up a bit after the 10 minute...

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Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop us from diving into the deep end and solving the world's problems while we are at it. Also on the pod we briefly discuss our memories of the early war in Afghanistan, how Paul overshadows everything, and what society might look like if we were a little less Christian. Enjoy!...

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfelt talk about deconstruction. If you like ad free content and are able to partner with us financially we would love to have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/gohomebible

Paul is a D*ck Part 1