Episodes

Aug. 19, 2021

Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks

Paul is a D*ck Part 1
Aug. 12, 2021

Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is L…
Aug. 5, 2021

Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Chris…
July 29, 2021

Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's new…
July 22, 2021

Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good l…
July 15, 2021

Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode features a discussion about …
July 8, 2021

Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode feature a d…
July 1, 2021

Episode 9: The one about Hagar

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull…
June 24, 2021

Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Gra…
June 17, 2021

Episode 7: Young Earth BS

This week we jump into the world of Young Earth Creationism and how our beliefs about the cosmos shape us. Tori and Justin get a little more personal as we talk about our de-conversions away from evangelical "science" and in…
June 10, 2021

Episode 6: Jesus Hates Capitalism

Today we visit the New Testament to look at our favorite Antifa Liberal, Jesus Christ himself. Grab your whips and your favorite beverage to watch our Lord and Savior flip tables, destroy personal property, and generally dis…
June 3, 2021

Episode 5: Kellogg's Frosted Flake

This one is a bit different because we are dropping off the pages of the Bible and into the mind and work of one of the great grandfathers of purity culture, John Harvey Kellogg. Grab your favorite beverage because this man …
May 27, 2021

Episode 4: Jericho, Guns, and a Generous Sex Worker

Grab your favorite beverage cause we are headed down to Jericho town. This week we talk about the battle of Jericho, the use of the Bible to justify all kinds of harm, and just how many crafty sex workers are getting pretty …
May 20, 2021

Episode 3: Dinah and the Tactical use of Circumcision

This week we talk about the what happened to Dinah and what her brothers did afterward, it's a packed show where we talk about abortion, gaslighting, and the use of circumcision in warfare. Grab your favorite beverage cause …
May 13, 2021

Episode 2: Zipporah got some Flint

It’s blood, circumcision, and the power of black women this week on Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we explore the incredible character of Zipporah and how she not only stands up to God but wins. Turns out if Go…
May 6, 2021

Episode 1: Noah You're Drunk

Welcome to the first episode of Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we dive right in with a discussion about Noah, his sons, and what sex with angels must be like. The Bible is wild y’all and we are so excited to ju…