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Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

A Go Home Bible: You're Drunk Deep Dive

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe and love each other. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us. Its a delight, enjoy 🍻 We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think! Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost. We have a Discord now for our Patrons. You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth...

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen. If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to a "faith healer" you are in for quite a ride. The Christian celebrities aren't alright. If you want...

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choice words to say about our obsession with guns and inability to protect children here in America. Its a bit of a heavy episode at times but we wanted to raise a glass with you to say to the religious leaders running this country, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion....

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a little much needed levity. Be good to yourselves out there. If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn mor...

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also apologies for the late post I (Justin) am going through alot of personal stuff lately and its kinda taking it out of me. If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Norde...

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?! Grab your favorite beverage and a weighted blanket. It's rough out there but we got you. If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://e...

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent. It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy! If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: http...

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course. Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story. If you want to support the show directly please conside...

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise. Cheers! If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: http...

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy. If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choi...

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal. Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one. If you would like to donate to the fetus or fig tree themed t-shirt fund consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat A...

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime. It's a good one. Enjoy! If you would like to donate to the Easter Egg fund please consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Lea...

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide. We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your cow...

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how important it is to take care of yourself. It's crazy days and it is ok to be good to yourself today. It's what the Lord Patrick would want for you. Enjoy! If you are feeling lucky today consider supporting the podcast on Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by El...

This week we grab a glass of blood water and watch God slowly destroy Egypt to prove how powerful he is, or something. We also ponder what it means for God to harden a world leader's heart and why biblical prophecy makes terrible foreign policy You are going to need your favorite beverage because this episode is a trip. If you would like to support the podcast please check out out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabet...

This week we talk about all the things we gave up for Lent and how we hope to never get ashed again. We also get into how to manage our energy in this crazy time and how maybe giving up things (for yourself, or Jesus, or whatever) might not be such a bad idea. Enjoy! If you would like to give up some money for Lent you can check out our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choic...

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised. We also get into the unhinged nature of conservative beauty standards, how Moses covers for God's drunk ass, and how saying you are loving and kind isn't the same thing as being loving and kind. Enjoy! If you want ad free content, bonus episodes, and a life verse please consider joining our Patreon: patreon.com...

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk. For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you have ever used that hashtag you have him to thank for coining and popularizing it. He also helped found Irreverent Media Group which is one of the reasons this podcast exists! Blake is on the pod today to talk a bit about the relationship between evangelicalism and capitalism an...

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the people. This week we dive into the torrid love affair that is David and Jonathan. Whether they were actually LGBTQ or not we think this story and how evangelicals react to it is both telling and fascinating. We also get into burning and banning books, the excellence that is satani...

This week we read from the book of Ruth and learn some things about Ruth and Boaz's relationship that they did not teach us in Sunday school. It's quite a ride and you will want to have your favorite drink in hand. Enjoy! If you would like to support us financially please check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices