Episodes

Feb. 24, 2022

Episode 39: The Ass of God

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised. We also get into the unhinged nature…
Feb. 17, 2022

Episode 38: Blake Chastain gets Moody

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk. For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you hav…
Feb. 10, 2022

Episode 37: David and Jonathan sitting in a tree...

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the peopl…
Feb. 3, 2022

Episode 36: Boaz gets ahead

This week we read from the book of Ruth and learn some things about Ruth and Boaz's relationship that they did not teach us in Sunday school. It's quite a ride and you will want to have your favorite drink in hand. Enjoy! If…
Jan. 27, 2022

Chapter 35: Purity culture isn't for humans

Grab your favorite beverage and slip into something a little more comfortable; we are talking about purity culture and sexuality today on the pod. We all know purity culture did a number on us but what happens after you reje…
Jan. 20, 2022

Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife

What more do we need to say folks; the Bible is not prolife and neither are the evangelicals that claim to love it. In this episode we get into the roots of the so called prolife movement, our personal histories in how we de…
Jan. 13, 2022

Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out.

This week we plunge deeply into the story of Ehud the left handed assassin of kings. He doesn't get much screen time in the Bible but he makes the most of it by killing a man on the toilet and living to tell about it. You ca…
Jan. 6, 2022

Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad.

After a break for the holidays we are back! This week we pull no punches as we discuss the binding of Isaac which is honestly one of the more disturbing passages of scripture. We also get into how Evangelicals are more openl…
Dec. 9, 2021

Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house an…
Dec. 2, 2021

Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worsh…
Nov. 18, 2021

Episode 29: God's a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong.

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpretin…
Nov. 11, 2021

Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most…
Nov. 4, 2021

Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial kill…
Oct. 28, 2021

Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween. We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great To…
Oct. 21, 2021

Episode 25: Balaam's Ass with Nome the Barbarian

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that! Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fant…
Oct. 14, 2021

Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone …
Oct. 7, 2021

Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bo…
Sept. 30, 2021

Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that. Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith.…
Sept. 23, 2021

Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot

Paul's a Dick Part 2
Sept. 16, 2021

Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early …
Sept. 9, 2021

Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi

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Sept. 2, 2021

Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal

Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop …
Aug. 26, 2021

Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfe…
Aug. 19, 2021

Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks

Paul is a D*ck Part 1