Episodes

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Aug. 12, 2021

Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is Lions or Bears which is a good time. Also in the episode we talk about biblical commas, how empires create trauma wherever they go, and just how hot Oscar Issac is with a beard. Grab a drink, its a fun one. If you would like to support the show please check out patreon.com/g...
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Aug. 5, 2021

Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism is Un-American. He is also a fantastic communicator and delightful to talk to. Our conversation ranges from the January 6th attacks on the Capitol, to parenting, to just how messed up biblical morality is. Grab your favorite beverage, you are going to need i...
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July 29, 2021

Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's newest project, just how many wives Jesus might have had and give out a life verse to our newest patron! If you would like your own life verse please check out our patreon community at patreon.com/gohomebible
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July 22, 2021

Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good look. We also talk about David Jeremiah's freak out over exvangelicals, why you should not kink shame the whore of Babylon, and whole lot more. Cheers y'all, enjoy! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow ...
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July 15, 2021

Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode features a discussion about Russel Moore and the SBC's complete disinterest in accountability for sexual misconduct because you know that's not the gospel or whatever. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @g...
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July 8, 2021

Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode feature a discussion about what in the world Mark Driscoll is up to and how much Tori is obsessed with whales. Very excited to see what y'all think! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @goh...
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July 1, 2021

Episode 9: The one about Hagar

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull our punches. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a great conversation. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible If you have questions or episode ...
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June 24, 2021

Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Grab your favorite beverage and find out how ladies in patriarchy get things done. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible If you have questions or e...
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June 17, 2021

Episode 7: Young Earth BS

This week we jump into the world of Young Earth Creationism and how our beliefs about the cosmos shape us. Tori and Justin get a little more personal as we talk about our de-conversions away from evangelical "science" and into embracing the infinite joy (and sometimes terror) that is the universe we find ourselves in. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a good one. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter...
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June 10, 2021

Episode 6: Jesus Hates Capitalism

Today we visit the New Testament to look at our favorite Antifa Liberal, Jesus Christ himself. Grab your whips and your favorite beverage to watch our Lord and Savior flip tables, destroy personal property, and generally disrupt commerce. It's a hot one and we think that is just the way the Lord would like it. Cheers! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible If you hav...
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June 3, 2021

Episode 5: Kellogg's Frosted Flake

This one is a bit different because we are dropping off the pages of the Bible and into the mind and work of one of the great grandfathers of purity culture, John Harvey Kellogg. Grab your favorite beverage because this man is a train wreck of science, woo, and religious self-loathing that you have to see (ok, hear) to believe. CW: brief mention of religiously motivated medical procedures. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also fo...
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May 27, 2021

Episode 4: Jericho, Guns, and a Generous Sex Worker

Grab your favorite beverage cause we are headed down to Jericho town. This week we talk about the battle of Jericho, the use of the Bible to justify all kinds of harm, and just how many crafty sex workers are getting pretty high praise in the pages of Scripture. Hope you enjoy! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible If you have questions or episode ideas let us know:...
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May 20, 2021

Episode 3: Dinah and the Tactical use of Circumcision

This week we talk about the what happened to Dinah and what her brothers did afterward, it's a packed show where we talk about abortion, gaslighting, and the use of circumcision in warfare. Grab your favorite beverage cause the Bible is a hot mess and we are here for it. CW: sexual assault, miscarriage, rape. One source mentioned re miscarriage: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/a27454956/what-does-georgias-abortion-law-mean-women-who-miscarry/ If you want to support the show ple...
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May 13, 2021

Episode 2: Zipporah got some Flint

It’s blood, circumcision, and the power of black women this week on Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we explore the incredible character of Zipporah and how she not only stands up to God but wins. Turns out if God wants to kill you all you have to do is wave a fresh foreskin in his face. It’s a great story, trust us. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible ...
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May 6, 2021

Episode 1: Noah You're Drunk

Welcome to the first episode of Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we dive right in with a discussion about Noah, his sons, and what sex with angels must be like. The Bible is wild y’all and we are so excited to jump right into the crazy end with you. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebible If you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmai...